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It's The Hope I Can't Stand.

xombiedirge:

50’s Joker and Harley by Djibril Morissette-Phan / Tumblr

Created and Submitted: Djibril M-P

❝ Don’t know if I have to actually pee or I’m just excited ❞

—The battle cry of the anxious person (via thehijynx)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via elmntry)

Natalie Dormer on Women and Body Image in Hollywood during SDCC 2014 (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via marykatewiles)

(Source: greatspacedustbin, via gendrybaratheon)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via ronhermioneotp)

(Source: joshsundquist, via tensforgottencompanion)

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

(via tensforgottencompanion)

AWWW

(Source: the-cab-rock, via tensforgottencompanion)

(Source: mysteryarelife, via rickmerengue)